Name: Jon Wood.
First year with CRAPPPS (approx. if not known): 2001 (or maybe 2002).
Years of service (up to and including 2018): 17 (or maybe 18).
Current Plough Play part: Bold Tom.
CRAPPPS shows involved with: Plough Play, St George’s Play, Punch ‘n’ Judy Show.
CRAPPPS parts played: After a failed attempt to retire I now find myself, inexplicably, as Bold Tom. Previously I’ve been Threshing Blade, Dame Jane, Farmer’s Man, Musician (Plough Play), St George (St George’s Play), Mr Punch (Punch ‘n’ Judy Show) and Official Photographer.
Favourite Plough Play tour pub: This is a tricky one … The Fox and Hounds (Blidworth) followed closely by The Admiral Rodney (Calverton).
Whiff whaff (or other beverage) of choice: Only one? Erm … currently enjoying Cardhu very much.
Best CRAPPPS memory: Too many to count. No, really. They include the usual hiding from Paul Prior; Nick West having a disagreement with Marley’s Ghost; Paul running a red light in my first year and the subsequent reaction from the boys; Mr Throup countering a heckler in a way most epic and Barry doing similar; Paul Howard forgetting he moved house and the quote: ‘You can tell it’s a good beer because it smells like someone’s farted in it.’