Name: Nick Bereznyckyj.
First year with CRAPPPS (approx. if not known): Joined as roadie 1996. Ever present as a performer since 1998.
Years of service (up to and including 2017): 22.
Current Plough Play part: Farmer’s Man.
CRAPPPS shows involved with: Plough Play, St George’s Play.
CRAPPPS parts played: Farmer’s Man, The Doctor (Plough Play), The Doctor (St George’s Play).
Favourite Plough Play tour pub: Too drunk to remember.
Whiff whaff (or other beverage) of choice: Owt over 4%, which cuts most lagers out (wise move).
Best CRAPPPS memory: 1. All hiding from Paul Prior as he parks the bus; 2. Paul crashing the bus into a car; 3. Punter saying: ‘Here’s a fiver. Now f*** off’; 4. Being so drunk on the Gate to Southwell that I thought the Bleasby cricket match was a wedding.